nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
mom… dad… im batman
coming out of the cave?
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid