theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

(via lterally)

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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(via lterally)

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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(via sassykardashian)

The Breakfast Club

(Source: theboredvegetarian, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

(Source: leepacey, via thethreeeyedraven)

  • mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
  • me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

I think it was more just to do with the fact that they were really busy and on the way to shut down a cult

(Source: shoryukenme, via ohbrandamnit)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

kikisdeliveryservices:

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

(via spoken-not-written)

Anonymous asked:
In one of ur selfies (idk how recent I just saw it) u look like the guy from scrubs

meatbicyclevevo:

thegoodfoothousehold:

meatbicyclevevo:

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thanks

Wrong guy

no im pretty sure that’s the right guy

[sexual tension intensifies]

(Source: hoechloin, via ben-wyatts-khaleesi)