xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via troyesivan)

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via originorange)

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via an-old-majestic-owl)

Anonymous asked:
im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

every time I see this kid I only see Hannah Montana’s 37 year old teenage brother

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wilbertweed)

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles, via pizza)

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

(via faboratory)

lostinadarkworld:

This is why I love Patrick Stump.

(via ligersdoexist)

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

(via ligersdoexist)

coolbloqqer:

last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears” 

(via a-bit-of-fangirl)

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(Source: iraffiruse, via fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

cassidyswan:

me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better 

(via tomhiddleeston)

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via a-bit-of-fangirl)