punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

image

(Source: alcoholicmother, via hi)

vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

chinup-chestout:

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

This owl is so beautiful??????!!

This owl is prettier than most people 

(Source: animal-diversity, via i-created-a-new-level-of-fangirl)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via youdontknowyouthewayido)

Guys On Makeup

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via harryfrikinpotter)

lmaoalien:

starllex:

*takes a selfie* 

image

 

(via pizza)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via savecalvinfoundation)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

image

(Source: yungaquarius, via spoken-not-written)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via tylerbrunsman)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via hi)

snorlaxatives:

where is this video of nash grier crying i’m in the mood for a good laugh

(via spoken-not-written)

(Source: katara, via luke-flywalker)

Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

(Source: lanadelreycist, via hi)

@ZackCloudHall: What can’t he do…?

(Source: interquast, via youdontknowyouthewayido)

hi:

this app sounds like a 13 year old girl

(via lterally)